Santa Claus is facing an unusual problem he isn’t accustomed to dealing with. It isn’t being overworked, it’s not organizing the nice and naughty lists, it doesn’t even have anything to do with Christmas. Then what’s the problem you might ask? A persistent and agitating toothache has been driving Santa bonkers and he needed to see a professional dentist as swiftly as possible.
However, Santa knows he can’t just barge in as Santa Claus, he’d either be seen as a fake or his identity would be revealed and put the world in a tailspin. To avoid suspicion, Santa Claus is going to go undercover under the identity of “Salaun Clawson”. He will also be wearing different attire with a black shirt, blue pants, a blue cap and sunglasses.
After traveling all the way from the North Pole to southern California, Santa Claus made it to the dentist’s office where he would meet Dr Neal Green, who would work on fixing Salaun Clawson’s aka Santa Claus. Dr Green diagnosed Santa Claus with a minor cavity, likely because of too many cookies in a short period of time. He quickly filled in the cavity and gave Salaun some tips on how to keep consistent hygiene.
The procedure was quick and painless but more importantly, Salaun’s toothache was vanquished and thanked Dr Green for his services. Santa Claus flew back to the North Pole worthshop riding high on his reindeer powered sleigh with a pearly white smile on his face. He returned to the workshop to greet his hard working elves and Mrs Claus, who were delighted to see Father Christmas in such a spectacular mood with his new pearly white teeth. Now he can go back to his regular Christmas routine and do what he does best.
Santa learned an important lesson that keeping consistent hygiene is very important for long term health. An insufficient amount of hygiene can lead to severe consequences such as inflamed gums, rotten teeth, and an abundance of long term health problems. Make sure to always check yourself before you wreck yourself.
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