It was a chilly Christmas Eve, and the snowflakes drifted lazily across the sky as Santa Claus prepared for his annual journey. The elves had loaded the sleigh with toys, Rudolph’s nose was glowing bright, and all seemed ready for another magical night. But this year, something was a little different. Santa, known for his love of milk and cookies, had indulged in one too many mugs of eggnog before setting off. What followed became one of the most talked-about Christmas Eves in history.
The Night Begins
As Santa climbed into his sleigh, the eggnog he had enjoyed earlier began to work its magic. Eggnog, a creamy holiday favorite, is typically made with eggs, sugar, milk, and a hint of nutmeg. However, the North Pole recipe had a special twist: a splash of brandy, courtesy of Mrs. Claus. It was intended to keep Santa warm during his long flight, but perhaps the brandy-to-eggnog ratio had been a little… ambitious this year.“Let’s go, team!” Santa bellowed, his voice carrying across the frosty North Pole air. The reindeer, as dutiful as ever, took off into the night sky. At first, everything went as planned. Santa visited homes one by one, sliding down chimneys, delivering gifts, and enjoying the snacks left by children. He was in high spirits—perhaps a bit too high.
Trouble in the Sky
As the night wore on, Santa’s movements started to become less precise. Landing the sleigh became a bit wobblier, and he misjudged a few chimneys. While reaching for a particularly large plate of cookies in New York City, he accidentally knocked over a Christmas tree. In Paris, he left an entire sack of toys behind, only realizing his mistake halfway across the English Channel.“Ho ho… oh no!” Santa exclaimed, slurring slightly as he turned the sleigh around to retrieve the forgotten gifts. The reindeer, who had noticed Santa’s unusual behavior, exchanged concerned glances. Rudolph, always the leader, decided to take charge and guide the team more carefully than ever.
A Close Call
The most dramatic moment of the night occurred somewhere over the Midwest. As Santa tried to maneuver the sleigh between two towering skyscrapers, he leaned too far to one side and nearly toppled out. Thankfully, Dasher and Dancer were quick to steady the sleigh, and Santa burst into laughter.“Whoa, that was close!” Santa chuckled, wiping eggnog from his beard.“Maybe we should cut back on the nog next year,” muttered Prancer under his breath.
A Lesson Learned
By the time Santa returned to the North Pole at dawn, he was exhausted but in good spirits. Mrs. Claus was waiting for him with a knowing look.“How was your night, dear?” she asked, handing him a hot cup of cocoa.“Well,” Santa began, “there were a few hiccups… but we got the job done!”Mrs. Claus raised an eyebrow. “Maybe next year, we’ll stick to plain milk before takeoff?”Santa laughed heartily. “You’re right, my dear. Eggnog and sleigh-driving don’t mix!”
The Moral of the Story
While the tale of Santa drinking too much eggnog is a lighthearted and fictional one, it carries an important message: even magical sleigh drivers need to be responsible when indulging in holiday treats. Santa may have learned his lesson the hard way, but by the next Christmas, he was back to his usual jolly self, fueled by cookies, milk, and the joy of spreading holiday cheer.So, this Christmas Eve, as you leave out treats for Santa, remember to keep the eggnog alcohol-free. After all, we want to ensure he and his reindeer have a smooth and magical journey delivering presents to children around the world.Happy Holidays!
Santa’s story may not be entirely accurate however what is true is the KHTS radio building was hit by 3 different DUI driver’s since 2022.
Recently Nathan Mora was the driver, suspected of drunk driving recently caused tens of thousands of dollars to the KHTS building when he was reportedly driving over 100 miles per hour. The DA is waiting to receive Mora’s final alcohol level from the lab before formal charges are made.
In the summer of 2022, Rosanne Pena Mota was arrested with a DUI for driving into the KHTS building. Rosanne Pena Mota was charged with having twice the legal limit of alcohol, despite her driving in the mid-morning hours.
